Quotable
- I wouldn’t say that I was the best manager in the business but I was in the top one. Brian Clough
- I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection – - either way it’s about getting screwed! Bette Midler
- So we had to speed to get here on time. It’s a good job Samantha was driving – or at least, that’s what it says on the forms! David Cameron
Daily Telegraph- Four arrested in fraud probe at 'back to work' programme
- Charlotte Church to settle hacking case out of court 'for up to £500,000'
- Property market: quarter of house buyers are first-timers
- Brits Awards 2012: Adele lifts two awards and her middle finger
- You never forget a teacher - especially one like 'Mr Rip'
- The curious case of the Bucklebury crime wave
- Heinrich Rudolf Hertz's birthday marked with Google doodle wave
Daniel Hannan- Whatever the problem, the EU's solution is always to spend spend spend
- The Union is more than an amplified alliance – there is also such a thing as British patriotism
- Leaving the euro isn't a punishment: it's Greece's last chance for recovery
- Americans! Please stop calling us Europeans!
- When Eurocrats become the baddies in thrillers, it's all over for Brussels
- The world is obsessed with the US presidential poll, but the congressional elections matter more
- As they sink into the mire, MEPs gaze at the stars
Category Archives: Humour
Last orders
A women walks into a pub and asks the landlord for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
Just for the record
On a flying visit to the States this week, I sat next to a stunning woman who told me she was giving a lecture to the annual nymphomaniac convention in New York. She told me her talk would include the correction … Continue reading
Yo! Ho! Ho!
I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move. If you thought that was good you’ll love the next one! I was driving to work this morning when I saw an RAC … Continue reading
Pushover
A man and his wife were woken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. … Continue reading
