Category Archives: Humour

Last orders

A women walks into a pub and asks the landlord for a double entendre. So he gave her one.

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Just for the record

On a flying visit to the States this week, I sat next to a stunning woman who told me she was giving a lecture to the annual nymphomaniac convention in New York. She told me her talk would include the correction … Continue reading

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Yo! Ho! Ho!

I start a new job in Seoul next week. I thought it was a good Korea move. If you thought that was good you’ll love the next one! I was driving to work this morning when I saw an RAC … Continue reading

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Pushover

A man and his wife were woken at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. … Continue reading

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Two bacteria walk into a bar…

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Chemists, don’t you just love’m

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Hellenic humour

Q: What’s the capital of Greece? A: About €2.50.  

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