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Category Archives: Humour
New Deodorant
I bought a new deodorant stick today.
I’d never used one like this before so I read the instructions.
They said “remove cap and slowly push up bottom”
So I took off my cap and…do I really have to supply the punch line?
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Cheek to cheek
A woman was in a terrible accident, and her face needed plastic surgery to cover her scars. The doctor told the husband that she desperately needed a skin graft, that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too thin.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the [...]
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Winnie the Pooh and the Pandemic
As the two friends wandered through the snow on the way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh.
Pooh thought to himself:
“If the little bastard sneezes, he’s dead.”
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Say it with flowers
While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, Tony and Julie listened to the instructor declare how important it is that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.
“Like what?” one man called out to the presenter.
“Well,” the presenter said, “Let’s start with the men. Can you each name your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tony [...]
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