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Author Archives: William
Big Issue
Why can’t Big Issue sellers be as inventive? Thanks to Business Pundit for the picture. Have a look at his site and especially at this piece about Macdonalds.
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New Deodorant
I bought a new deodorant stick today.
I’d never used one like this before so I read the instructions.
They said “remove cap and slowly push up bottom”
So I took off my cap and…do I really have to supply the punch line?
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Cheek to cheek
A woman was in a terrible accident, and her face needed plastic surgery to cover her scars. The doctor told the husband that she desperately needed a skin graft, that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too thin.
So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the [...]
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Winnie the Pooh and the Pandemic
As the two friends wandered through the snow on the way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh.
Pooh thought to himself:
“If the little bastard sneezes, he’s dead.”
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